The time just flu by

If you’re going to get the flu this season, let me recommend the following:
• One bottle of NyQuil — all of that practice with shots will come in handy
• One couch or bed strategically placed in front of a TV with Nick at Night and Comedy Central reruns;
• At least five smooshable pillows;
• One heavy blanket;
• One cell phone;
• One laptop (the only thing I was missing);
• One Bear, or other sympathetic creature.

It will make those four or five flu days go by much faster.